Before she went to sleep, Amanda rolled over and kissed me. “We’re going to do amazing things together.” she said and rolled back over. “You’re damn right babe.” I replied and I kissed her good night one more time and telling her I hoped she felt better tomorrow.
Posts tagged ‘Tom Jefferson’
“If you’re dating someone, and you’ve met their family and they are whacked, and you think it’s okay i’m dating the normal one….(laughing) Then you are mentally ill okay? cuz they aren’t the good one….they’re like a psycho Tylenol gel cap, man…..TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, Crazy’s Coming!.”
-Christopher Titus on his Love is Evol Comedy Special
Author’s Note: I need to be clear on 2 things before I start this Chapter: 1. I don’t want to be writing this chapter at all, but recent events and guys with law degrees have me setting the record straight. 2. I STILL LOVE AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE Amanda Blackburn. (Sadly I think she loved my notoriety and career more then me though.) Despite loving her, the back stabbing, shit talk, and using me to get into the Steubenville case ruined all the respect I have left for her. It breaks my heart all over again to see what was once such promising talent wasted on Butt hurt, bitterness and drama. All thayt being said, let me continue and fulfill your need for drama folks.” –Don Carpenter